If Perl isn’t part of the question, it is the answer.
Find something you’re good at and obsess over it.
Just when you think you’ll never need trig again, the Law of Sines jumps out to bite you in the arse.
The harder you try to be clever and funny, (TODO: come up with witty ending for this)
No matter what the circumstances are, it can always get worse.
Don’t take candy from babies. By the time you get it away from them, it’s all slobbery and nasty anyway.
Any task required of someone other than me is easy.
troym72 writes: I cut all my hair off … woohoo!
People are stupid.
Comments from the Peanut Gallery:
Ok, so it’s now January 5th, and who can say they are still holding their new years resolutions? I know that Jamin has not upheld his, but he’s looking into getting professional help to quit smoking. Rather than making a new years resolution, I took the time to think about my [...]
