Anonymous writes:
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message
Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. If you want to leave your name and just a message, press star, press 6, ask for extension 4443, then leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP.
Hello, you’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t pick up the phone right now because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right….real slowly. So leave a message, and when we’re done brushing our teeth we’ll get back to you.
HI SORRY WE CANT COME TO THE PHONE…WE’RE ALL GETTING DRUNK.IF YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE WE’LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS WE SOBER UP…..(IN THE BACK GROUND LAUGHTER…SUCKED IN!)
Roses are red booger’s are green please leave your message on this stupid machine
Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your name), your message will be answered to in the order in which it was received, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
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